January 07, 2007

I set fire to the house today.

I set fire to the house today. It was an accident. I was unpacking some things to put up on the shelves; I thought that the best way to dispose of the papers was to put them all into the fireplace and burn them. Then VIOLA no more papers and a warm house to boot. Right? WRONG!
After the flames grew to more than 8 feet and the living room was engulfed in flame, I learned that the flue was not open and I should not have stuffed the entire fireplace with paper, but put in just a few at a time. I hadn't even blown out the match when the fire got HUGE!
I yelled "FIRE! FIRE! BIG FIRE!" and Brian came tearing out of the bedroom, grabbed an extinguisher and put the thing out. Now all that's left to do is dust and vacuum up all the yellow, stinky powder. And to calm down.
I do not think I will make a fire for a long while

4 comments:

la maestra said...

yeah, we were. I didn't know it either but, you better believe that I won't forget it now!

Amberific said...

Admit it, you were bored and wanted to play fireman with Brian!e

la maestra said...

I would rather set fire to my house again than spin out on the freeway again! Spokane is a freaky place to live!

Skinny Minnie said...

Wow! That sound so scary! Glad you have Brian around... the hero!!